HOT LUNCH

by The Beer Patrice

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released October 15, 2014

Written and Preformed by: The Beer Patrice
Recorded by: Badger at The Burrow
Released July 2014 by: Yar Records

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The Beer Patrice St. John'S, Newfoundland and Labrador

One grim and frostbitten night - Dr. VonRompenstein, being prone to strokes of brilliance, decides to SEEK THE NEW SOUND!

Compiling a gruesome band on the most sick, evil, twisted and funky session players he can muster - The Beer Patrice were shat into existence.

Blending punk, funk, junk, and hot gunk - these villainous creatures spit hot flows to make ya brain go like WOAH.

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Track Name: Harbourside Waterslide
Step right up ladies and gentleman
To the one - the only
The first and hopefully the last
Harbourside waterslide

Well well well well
It'll make ya scream
cream ya jeans like Steve Mcqueen
When ya hitting the scene
Man it's so obscene - what a crazy lean mean scene man
Do ya know what I mean?

Five bucks cash
Oily fish water don't make no splash
Take the last - come in last - go so fast
Travel through time bring ya back to the past
Baby - hit's so hard put ya ass in a cast

The day is saved when make them waves
The way ya slide - ride razor blades - but I'd

Do it again - do it again - do it again - I'd do it again yeah.

Back in the day when
It was run by the feds man
Doctors and proctors next to hospital beds And
Its was a million feet tall
Aint so cold
Open till fall
So for a mighty good time you know who ta call

Can't get more fun when ya under the sun
when the fuzz come better know where to run
Get the buzz before it's done
I'm goin ta jail but in the meantime I'd

do it again - do it again - do it again - do it again yeah

It's the Harbourside water-slide!
Track Name: Can't Talk to Fish
Well I knew a fish and a fish knew me yeah
And he did something that you wouldn't believe, yeah
And If you got the time and you gimme a dime
I'll give ya mine I'll give ya mine but he won't

talk to ya talk to ya talk to ya talk to you yeah

But I knew a fish and a fish knew me yeah
And he did something that ya wouldn't believe yeah
He swam upstream and he made some cream yeah he made the bitches scream made some bitches scream but he won't talk to yah

talk to ya talk to ya talk to ya talk to you yeah

Nobody want's to talk to an ocean creature - he might eat ya - oh no
No-one shares what they hold so dear with an ocean creature
He might pull you in

Well I knew a fish and a fish knew me yeah
Spoke to him and he spoke to me yeah
he won't mess a-bass he'll kick ya ass - how broke his tail now he's in a cast, c'mon

Talk to ya talk to ya talk to ya talk to you yeah

But I knew a fish and a fish knew me yeah
He's got a steeze and he's hard to please yeah
He broke the line now he's doing time
He commits the crime when he blows ya mind c'mon

Can't talk to ya talk to ya talk to ya talk to ya talk to you yeah

Nobody want's to talk to an ocean creature - he might eat ya - oh no
No-one shares what they hold so dear with an ocean creature
He might pull you in

YOU CAN'T

Talk to fish x (infinity)

If you got eight legs you an octo-fish
and if ya got a phd you a docto-fish
and if you wanna take a flight hellicopto-fish
and if you went home empty handed you forgoto-fish
you can't talk to fish
you can't talk to no fish

Nobody want's to talk to an ocean creature - he might eat ya - oh no
No-one shares what they hold so dear with an ocean creature
He might pull you innnnnnnn
Track Name: Dad
Little bobby hurried up the stairs
Just to see what was happening there
It was daddy pulling mommy's hair

It was a screamin moanin groanin mess
He's so confused he must confess
A growing boy he needs his rest

Old Freud's annoyed - whats going on
bobby you should write this song
Told him that it wasn't wrong
You'll be dad - it won't be long

They just keep fuckin - fuckin - fuckin and fuckin

Well
Dad's fuckin your mom
Ya know he's doing it wrong
Your dad's a mother fucker he's the mother fucking bomb

Now you got a couple uh kids
Mini-van's and Disney vids
just look back how far you've slid

Take the cake and eat it to
suburban bung to move into
Shit tv just spinning poo
Like the dish you ate at two

They just keep fucking and fucking and fuckin and fuckin

Now your a
Dad fuckin a mom
You know your'e doing it wrong
Your a mother fucker you're a mother fucker yeah

Just a
Dad fucking a mom
Afraid your doing it wrong
You're a mother fucker You're a mother fucker yeah

Tried to say that she's was to old
Now you're left out in the cold
Bust out your dick wipe off the mould
Antique queef right up my nose
Tried to say that she's too old
Cracked the key of an ancient code
Egyptian period pantyhose
Track Name: Sex Crymez
Sexy lady cabdriver
Where is it that you are going to?
Do I have to get out
Do I have to get out
Do I have to get out
Or can I just get off with you?

Sexy post office worker
Girl I got this fat package for you
I'll be lickin ya stamp but girl you ain't no tramp and I'll make ya damp
I just wanna share this mailbox here with you!

Sexcrimes!
Sexcrimes!
Sexcrimes!
Girl I gotta sexycrime right here for you

Sexy Zoology worker
Girl
Let's go to the zoo

We'll be
Swingin from trees - we'll be down on our knees
The new Adam and Eve - girl you gotta believe
That it's you that I need - We'll be painting it green
We'll be feeling the breeze - won't you listen to me
We'll be making the tea - Won't ya feel my disease
What I got up my sleeve - Girl you such a tease
While you're listening to creed - I'll make ya believe
It's you that I need and that I want you to feed me

don't you know that you're the one that I want

BUT

We just came here to FUNK
Little garbage lady she be ridin my JUNK
Smash through the top to the bot-tom BUNK
Moppin up the floor with my elephant TRUNK

Cus down in Alabama
I be bringing the hamma
You be grabbing my banana
While I be testing yo stamina
You raisin my antenna
Pick up waves like gamma
While I'm slam min ya gramma
down in cuba - HAVANNA

Me and you girl make the dine and DASH
Million dollar body hottie makin that CASH
Sweeipin up the floor while I be waxen that ASS
one FLASH of my STACHE it be making you CRASH
Track Name: Virgin Mary
Well Oh Mary Mary Mary, can't you see
That you got the lord growin inside of my jeans and I
Can't sleep at night - I lay awake and I
Pray the lord this bone to take

Gimme one chance and I'll show ya why that
Joseph ain't your kinda guy girl
Mary I know what you ain't no ho' but

Fifty shots later you a virgin no more

Well I got the kinda lovin that makes Lucifer cringe
And your glory makes my eyebrows singe
That's a bun in the oven that's the son of god
Just tell me who got inside of your bod

An angels blessing sounds like a lie
How'd that Joseph get to your holy surprise
Ya been across the desert through the roaring sands
Just tell me who got inside of your pants!

The virgin mary's a virgin no more
Track Name: Nan's Vibe
Well sit down
And baby hear my words!
Think Nan's dried up well honey that's absurd
Still some juice left in this old bird
Been ripening with age when will you learn?

Hard and grey like a fucking mountian
Turn ya mother's mother into a flowing fountian
Cum six times baby hard to question
Get so deep give ya indigestion!

Stick it in ya face now
Nan's vibrator
Come and get a taste now
Nan's Vibrator
All over ya face now
Nan's Vibrator
Come and get a taste now!

Only got one speed - that's give'r till you've filler your need
And it's sturdy and it's strong baby, won't last long
Fucked nan so good that she wrote this song

Through those fleshy drapes oh no she won't be late oh no
When ya ask her out for a date don't make her wait don't maker her wait no!

Stick it in ya face now
Nan's Vibrator
Everybody race now
Nan's Vibrator
All over ya face now

Baby whinin' and dine
Blam pick it up give the player a wind oh I
Don't give a shit if think it's a switch
Mother fuck an old dick - this is duracell bitch

Plus - I don't know if you got the time

cus - grandma's got her needs
grandma's got her needs
grandma's got her needs!

Stick it in ya face now
Nan's vibrator
Come and get a taste now
Nan's vibrator
Everybody race now
All over your face now

And you burnin it down
Oh nan be pickin up when you puttin it down
Oh yeah she pick it up when ya puttin it down
Oh nan's been gettin down baby all over town oh yeah

Nan's vibrator