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Little bobby hurried up the stairs
Just to see what was happening there
It was daddy pulling mommy's hair

It was a screamin moanin groanin mess
He's so confused he must confess
A growing boy he needs his rest

Old Freud's annoyed - whats going on
bobby you should write this song
Told him that it wasn't wrong
You'll be dad - it won't be long

They just keep fuckin - fuckin - fuckin and fuckin

Dad's fuckin your mom
Ya know he's doing it wrong
Your dad's a mother fucker he's the mother fucking bomb

Now you got a couple uh kids
Mini-van's and Disney vids
just look back how far you've slid

Take the cake and eat it to
suburban bung to move into
Shit tv just spinning poo
Like the dish you ate at two

They just keep fucking and fucking and fuckin and fuckin

Now your a
Dad fuckin a mom
You know your'e doing it wrong
Your a mother fucker you're a mother fucker yeah

Just a
Dad fucking a mom
Afraid your doing it wrong
You're a mother fucker You're a mother fucker yeah

Tried to say that she's was to old
Now you're left out in the cold
Bust out your dick wipe off the mould
Antique queef right up my nose
Tried to say that she's too old
Cracked the key of an ancient code
Egyptian period pantyhose


from HOT LUNCH, released October 15, 2014
Written and Preformed by: The Beer Patrice
Recorded by: Badger at The Burrow
Released July 2014 by: Yar Records



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The Beer Patrice St. John'S, Newfoundland and Labrador

One grim and frostbitten night - Dr. VonRompenstein, being prone to strokes of brilliance, decides to SEEK THE NEW SOUND!

Compiling a gruesome band on the most sick, evil, twisted and funky session players he can muster - The Beer Patrice were shat into existence.

Blending punk, funk, junk, and hot gunk - these villainous creatures spit hot flows to make ya brain go like WOAH.

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