Harbourside Waterslide

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More fun than a:


Step right up ladies and gentleman
To the one - the only
The first and hopefully the last
Harbourside waterslide

Well well well well
It'll make ya scream
cream ya jeans like Steve Mcqueen
When ya hitting the scene
Man it's so obscene - what a crazy lean mean scene man
Do ya know what I mean?

Five bucks cash
Oily fish water don't make no splash
Take the last - come in last - go so fast
Travel through time bring ya back to the past
Baby - hit's so hard put ya ass in a cast

The day is saved when make them waves
The way ya slide - ride razor blades - but I'd

Do it again - do it again - do it again - I'd do it again yeah.

Back in the day when
It was run by the feds man
Doctors and proctors next to hospital beds And
Its was a million feet tall
Aint so cold
Open till fall
So for a mighty good time you know who ta call

Can't get more fun when ya under the sun
when the fuzz come better know where to run
Get the buzz before it's done
I'm goin ta jail but in the meantime I'd

do it again - do it again - do it again - do it again yeah

It's the Harbourside water-slide!


from HOT LUNCH, released October 15, 2014
Written and Preformed by: The Beer Patrice
Recorded by: Badger at The Burrow
Released July 2014 by: Yar Records



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Compiling a gruesome band on the most sick, evil, twisted and funky session players he can muster - The Beer Patrice were shat into existence.

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