Nan's Vibe

from by The Beer Patrice

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Sorry nan


Well sit down
And baby hear my words!
Think Nan's dried up well honey that's absurd
Still some juice left in this old bird
Been ripening with age when will you learn?

Hard and grey like a fucking mountian
Turn ya mother's mother into a flowing fountian
Cum six times baby hard to question
Get so deep give ya indigestion!

Stick it in ya face now
Nan's vibrator
Come and get a taste now
Nan's Vibrator
All over ya face now
Nan's Vibrator
Come and get a taste now!

Only got one speed - that's give'r till you've filler your need
And it's sturdy and it's strong baby, won't last long
Fucked nan so good that she wrote this song

Through those fleshy drapes oh no she won't be late oh no
When ya ask her out for a date don't make her wait don't maker her wait no!

Stick it in ya face now
Nan's Vibrator
Everybody race now
Nan's Vibrator
All over ya face now

Baby whinin' and dine
Blam pick it up give the player a wind oh I
Don't give a shit if think it's a switch
Mother fuck an old dick - this is duracell bitch

Plus - I don't know if you got the time

cus - grandma's got her needs
grandma's got her needs
grandma's got her needs!

Stick it in ya face now
Nan's vibrator
Come and get a taste now
Nan's vibrator
Everybody race now
All over your face now

And you burnin it down
Oh nan be pickin up when you puttin it down
Oh yeah she pick it up when ya puttin it down
Oh nan's been gettin down baby all over town oh yeah

Nan's vibrator


from HOT LUNCH, released October 15, 2014
Written and Preformed by: The Beer Patrice
Recorded by: Badger at The Burrow
Released July 2014 by: Yar Records



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The Beer Patrice St. John'S, Newfoundland and Labrador

One grim and frostbitten night - Dr. VonRompenstein, being prone to strokes of brilliance, decides to SEEK THE NEW SOUND!

Compiling a gruesome band on the most sick, evil, twisted and funky session players he can muster - The Beer Patrice were shat into existence.

Blending punk, funk, junk, and hot gunk - these villainous creatures spit hot flows to make ya brain go like WOAH.

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