Sex Crymez

from by The Beer Patrice

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Sexy lady cabdriver
Where is it that you are going to?
Do I have to get out
Do I have to get out
Do I have to get out
Or can I just get off with you?

Sexy post office worker
Girl I got this fat package for you
I'll be lickin ya stamp but girl you ain't no tramp and I'll make ya damp
I just wanna share this mailbox here with you!

Girl I gotta sexycrime right here for you

Sexy Zoology worker
Let's go to the zoo

We'll be
Swingin from trees - we'll be down on our knees
The new Adam and Eve - girl you gotta believe
That it's you that I need - We'll be painting it green
We'll be feeling the breeze - won't you listen to me
We'll be making the tea - Won't ya feel my disease
What I got up my sleeve - Girl you such a tease
While you're listening to creed - I'll make ya believe
It's you that I need and that I want you to feed me

don't you know that you're the one that I want


We just came here to FUNK
Little garbage lady she be ridin my JUNK
Smash through the top to the bot-tom BUNK
Moppin up the floor with my elephant TRUNK

Cus down in Alabama
I be bringing the hamma
You be grabbing my banana
While I be testing yo stamina
You raisin my antenna
Pick up waves like gamma
While I'm slam min ya gramma
down in cuba - HAVANNA

Me and you girl make the dine and DASH
Million dollar body hottie makin that CASH
Sweeipin up the floor while I be waxen that ASS
one FLASH of my STACHE it be making you CRASH


from HOT LUNCH, released October 15, 2014
Written and Preformed by: The Beer Patrice
Recorded by: Badger at The Burrow
Released July 2014 by: Yar Records



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The Beer Patrice St. John'S, Newfoundland and Labrador

One grim and frostbitten night - Dr. VonRompenstein, being prone to strokes of brilliance, decides to SEEK THE NEW SOUND!

Compiling a gruesome band on the most sick, evil, twisted and funky session players he can muster - The Beer Patrice were shat into existence.

Blending punk, funk, junk, and hot gunk - these villainous creatures spit hot flows to make ya brain go like WOAH.

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