Virgin Mary

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Well Oh Mary Mary Mary, can't you see
That you got the lord growin inside of my jeans and I
Can't sleep at night - I lay awake and I
Pray the lord this bone to take

Gimme one chance and I'll show ya why that
Joseph ain't your kinda guy girl
Mary I know what you ain't no ho' but

Fifty shots later you a virgin no more

Well I got the kinda lovin that makes Lucifer cringe
And your glory makes my eyebrows singe
That's a bun in the oven that's the son of god
Just tell me who got inside of your bod

An angels blessing sounds like a lie
How'd that Joseph get to your holy surprise
Ya been across the desert through the roaring sands
Just tell me who got inside of your pants!

The virgin mary's a virgin no more


from HOT LUNCH, released October 15, 2014
Written and Preformed by: The Beer Patrice
Recorded by: Badger at The Burrow
Released July 2014 by: Yar Records



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The Beer Patrice St. John'S, Newfoundland and Labrador

One grim and frostbitten night - Dr. VonRompenstein, being prone to strokes of brilliance, decides to SEEK THE NEW SOUND!

Compiling a gruesome band on the most sick, evil, twisted and funky session players he can muster - The Beer Patrice were shat into existence.

Blending punk, funk, junk, and hot gunk - these villainous creatures spit hot flows to make ya brain go like WOAH.

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